I can never trust people who say nonsensical things like ‘Oh I prefer winter to summer. I like wearing jumpers’. This is Britain: you can wear jumpers in summer you eejit, only you won’t need to put them on over 5 layers of vests and you will hopefully only need one when you’ve accidentally stayed in London Fields until 11pm again after a BBQ.
Summer means seeing your friends more, longer evenings, happier days, Wimbledon, festivals, holidays, less rain and no tights. NO. TIGHTS.
I’ve put together my ‘Top Five’ things to do in (or just outside) London this summer. Followers of ours who don’t live East will be delighted to see that I’ve broadened my usual horizons – another thing I wouldn’t be doing if it was snowing and dark at 5pm.
1. FESTIVAL OF LOVE
Speaking of loving, first on my list is the Southbank Centre’s Festival of Love. Celebrating the passing of the Same Sex Couple Act, the festival looks at love in all its guises – be it sexuality, friendship or loving yo’self, sistas. There’ll be performances, music, readings and more until the 31 August, when the festival will end with a bang by hosting the Big Wedding Weekend. Held at the Royal Festival Hall, couples can get married, or renew their vows, en mass and on stage – SUMMER OF LOVE INDEED.
When: From Saturday 28 June to Sunday 31 August
Where: Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, London, SE1 8XX
Cost: Varies
2. FARR FESTIVAL
After years of making the pilgrimage to the sparkling Adriatic waters of Croatia, this summer we’re festival-ing somewhat closer to home. A mere half an hour on the train from Kings Cross, Farr Festival (clue is not in the name) is held in an abandoned woodland and this year hosts the likes of Hercules & Love Affair, Mount Kimbie, Ame, Pional, Andrew Weatherall and Daniel Avery. Running the decks late into the night there’s Bicep, Optimo, Horse Meat Disco, Detroit Swindle, Scuba, Justin Roberston and so many more. You can go for the weekend, or just for the day and with food from Voodoo Rays, Byron and Bangwok, our bellies are going to be as happy as our ears.
When: From Thursday 17 to Sunday 20 July
Where: Bygrave Woods, Newnham, Hertfordshire, SG7 5JX
Cost: £99 weekend ticket, £55 day ticket
3. POWER OF SUMMER
If you fancy a bit more than popcorn with your movie, head down to Battersea Power Station for the Power of Summer. Everyman Cinema and Street Feast have paired up to put on festival of pop-up outdoor cinema in the park – the last chance to hang out there before developers get their hands on the land. There’s day-time screenings of children’s favourites and evenings with cult classics or recent blockbusters. Food comes in the shape of Mama’s Jerk, Anna Maes, Le Bun, Popdogs and more. You can even watch films from private sheltered pods with table service, supping on Proscecco and oysters if you want to be really West London about it.
On the 13 July they’ll be screening the World Cup Final for free, as well as a pre-match showing of the 1966 game – so at least you can watch Germany lose before they win, AGAIN.
When: From Thursday 10 July to Sunday 31 August
Where: Queenstown Road, London, SW8 4PE
Cost: £7.50 – £25
4. PRINCE OF WALES
No summer would be complete without at least one night on the terrace at The Prince of Wales in yep, you heard me, BRIXTON. I might as well move to South London at this rate. Seriously though, I’ve had many a happy day-cum-evening-cum-night at this place, where the sound system is ridiculously loud for an outdoor venue and the canopies and sunshine trick you into thinking you’re in Ibiza (when actually you’re just dancing on top of KFC). There’s an indoor club too for when it gets nippy and plenty of bars, so check what’s on here.
When: All year
Where: 467 Brixton Road, London, SW9 8HH
Cost: Varies
5. NUMBER 90
I’m bringing it back east for the last pick of my list, to good old Hackney Wick. A spacious, canal-side bar and restaurant, Number 90 is hosting a series of summer events, from bingo to three-day art exhibitions, club nights and Sunday lunches. There’s tapas, coffee, cocktails, boat trips on the canal and guest hosted parties, most of which are free or really cheap, so make the most of the long evenings alfresco.
When: Wednesday to Sunday
Where: 90 Main Yard, Wallis Road, London, E9 5LN
Cost: Varies
Anything you think really should have been on the list?!